400 Men Chop Their Balls Off For God

People's beliefs are sacred and how they choose to worship or connect with their perception of the divine is really nobody's business but their own. Until you start convincing dudes to cut their balls off so they can see God. In a perfect world, beliefs shouldn't involve the physical harm of anyone. Especially their genitals. Sadly, this was not the case for at least 400 male devotees of one very well-known spiritual guru. He is also potentially linked to a conspiracy to murder an investigative journalist and the sexual abuse of various women. Oh, and on top of being a guru, he's a millionaire movie star. So kindof like Tony Stark but instead of saving people with a suit made of iron, he harms people with a suit made of crazy.

Surprisingly, no one who had the procedure done saw god, regardless of how many testicles they had in their possesion. Unsurprisingly, many are pressing charges and the guru could be in very hot water. Just like a tea bag might be put in hot water to make tea. If you were to create an awkward verb around making tea, you might in fact come up with tea-bagging. Which really anyone can do unless they've had their teas removed. Note: there are a lot of testicle puns in here. You've been warned.

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