Calling Her Daddy's Girl If She's Not Into It Is Bad, Here's Why

Women who are into the whole “daddy” thing are bizarrely over-represented on film. Pro tip: Most of us aren’t feelin’ it. I had to deal with an episode of “daddy talk” during one particularly romantic evening. After a night of partying, a gentleman and I humped (oh, excuse me, “made love”) on his disgusting bathroom floor. After 30 seconds of half-baked sex he decided this was the moment to bust out some full-on Freudian language. If I had a penis, my boner would have shriveled up inside of me like a grape in the sunshine. Never, ever, ever, do I want to think of the man who gave me half of my DNA while I’m having sex. I know a lot of women -- a lot of freaky women -- who are into everything Dr. Laura would frown upon, but none of them are down with the daddy talk.

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