Four Lucky Humans Are Going To Mars. To Die.

A UK physicist says she wants to be the first Earthling to have a baby on Mars. Good news. She may very well get to give birth on the red planet. Congratualtions! It's a Martian! Yes indeed, MarsOne has just chosen 100 super smart semi-finalists, 4 of which are going to Mars. Forever. Hint: they will die there while trying to colonize the place. It's not terra formed. Yet!

How are they choosing the space-bound final four? With a reality show, of course. Why leave this in the hands of qualified people when Jill and Joe Six-Pack also have ideas on who should save humanity as they garble thoughts and spit vitriol at their televisions between bites of pizza and swigs of coke zero. I'm not worried at all. We'll be fine. But our kids are probably screwed.

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