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By now you may or may not know that Daily Dispatch is now known as News House. Know it! If you didn't, not to worry because it's still hosted by Marc and he still has a beard and wears blazers and makes the very finest jokes for all of your head holes to enjoy. That is all.

Today on News House:

High-fives get banned in Canada and a whole mess of porn moves get banned in the UK. All to protect the children. I think. You can't stop progress Crown governments who aren't actually governed by anyone who wears a crown anymore.

A Canadian family kept a tuque in bed for six months. Oh, the tuque was on the corpse of their father/husband who was also in the bed decaying while they prayed for his resurrection. It did not work. Then rats came. Different strokes for different folks I guess...

Not a single person in Hollywood looks they way they actual look. Celebs in real life are different in real life in that they are largely all the same amorphous blob with a hat and mr potato face pieces stuck into it. Oh and also, Madonna showed us all her boobs again.

Now watch this "news".

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