Nice Tatas Madge! Madonna Poses Topless. Again.

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Today on News House:

High-fives get banned in Canada and a whole mess of porn moves get banned in the UK. All to protect the children. I think. You can't stop progress Crown governments who aren't actually governed by anyone who wears a crown anymore.

A Canadian family kept a tuque in bed for six months. Oh, the tuque was on the corpse of their father/husband who was also in the bed decaying while they prayed for his resurrection. It did not work. Then rats came. Different strokes for different folks I guess...

Not a single person in Hollywood looks they way they actual look. Celebs in real life are different in real life in that they are largely all the same amorphous blob with a hat and mr potato face pieces stuck into it. Oh and also, Madonna showed us all her boobs again.

Now watch this "news".

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