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SEX INJURIES Caused By Fifty Shades Of Grey On The Rise!

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The Product Safety Commission lets you know what consumer products are safe for human use. In paticular, they let you know which products are most likely to get lodged in your various body caverns. Unsurprisingly, their list of sex toys is extensive. And since Fifty Shades of Greige was published, that list has grown exponentially...

Yes indeed, since the poor-man's-homage-to-BDSM/Twillight-fan-fiction-turned-disenchanted-mom-porn (nailed it) came out back in 2007, sex toy related injuries have jumped up by around 100%. People are getting hurt doing the dirt. And those people are mostly men who've gone a-spelunking with fervor... needless to say, the yield was poor.

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