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The FROZEN Character Disney Didn't Want You To See

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The kids down at Texas Tech decided that the best way to honour the new fallen snow was to build an ivory tower - an eleven foot ivory tower in the shape of an anatomically correct snow dick - complete with snow balls.

Sadly, the university authorities have a strict no-snow-cock policy on campus (typical) and quickly obliterated the phalic frost giant in a painful display of man versus machine. Man lost. Wasn't even close.

Factoid: Did you know that aboriginal people have over 47 names for snow cock?

Please to enjoy this "news" which is mostly about snow schlongs.

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