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The Sex Move Most Likely To Break Your Penis.

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Well Brazillian scientists decided to take a break from studying the effects of tanning, ass implants and hairless lady businesses (bizznye?) on male sex drive for awhile. Instead they set their sights on the lofty pursuit of pinning done the most dangerous sex position. And by most dangerous we mean the one most likely to crack open your party pole like a SlimJim. And yes a breaking penis makes a loud, ungodly noise.

Finally, this noble study has proved once and for all which sex move to avoid if you want to keep your number one suspect out of the hospital and standing at attention for years to come. Every pun intended. Cock.

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