The Sexiest Prison Break. Ever! - T*ts, Ass And Drugs.

Everybody loves a good prison break story and this one has a little spice in it for good measure. Two women helped almost thirty men escape from prison in Nova Mutum last Thursday by turning security guards into what some criminals might call prison bitches. So how'd they pull off the mass escape? How else? They got raunchy in some sexy cop costumes and roofied the crap out of those guards. Natch. Apparently whiskey was being consumed and the women simply drugged the poor duppes. Who clearly had no qualms drinking and partying with scantily clad women while guarding a bunch of dangerous criminals - which was also their only job... aces work boys!!

So a bunch of prisoners are free because sex sells. There's a sex CELLS gag in here somewhere but I got a deadline.

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