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The Sickest Measles Parties, Ever! (You In?)

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Measles Parties! They're are so hot right now. Like fever hot. You know, it's almost as if everybody actually had some kind of fever and the only cure was measles, acquired at a party. Look, just accept that this is the copy we're comfortable with and don't make a big deal out of it. Geeze.

And who loves the controversial measles party the most? You guessed it: Californian Moms. Fact. Ever since the Disney outbreak, there has been an alarming trend of mothers in The Golden State purposefully exposing their kids at aptly named Measles Parties where the guest of honor is the morbilli virus. Ignoring the fact that measles is pretty dangerous, it's still safe to say that anti-vaxxers have upped the ante on silliness. But then again, who doesn't love a good rager?!

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