This Hobo Will Steal your Heart. And Your Lunch.

You sit all morning pinning for a meal you lovingly bought or made for yourself and come noon, it's nowhere to be found. It's been pilfered. Absconded. Tooken. And very likely by the worst kind of person. A demon so foul that it rarely shows its face, often going unpunished. Victimized, you go hungry. Until you buy an uninspired chicken wrap and eat it begrudgingly at your desk. These are the horrors metted out by the office lunch thief. If there is a hell, one of its rings is for the monster known as the lunch thief.

All agree. It doesn't matter if you're a dog person or a cat person. Lunch thieves are hated far and wide. If you've ever purloined a lunch, may god have mercy on yoru soul. Unless you have a really good reason or you're a total foodie. Like Gus.

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