We Know What Jesus Really Looked Like | News House

It's a official. The time-honoured, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, thin nosed, narrow-faced surfer jesus is a sham. Science has proven that Jesus would have been much darker, with curly hair and a broad nose. Given his place and time of birth that hardly comes as a surprise to anyone who has a basic grasp of geography and history. But no matter how much you want to believe in an anorexic Thor version of Jesus, you'll have to face the cold logic of science.

Skulls were analyzed, tomography was used, computers were involved. The evidence is clear. Jesus was far from being white. Sorry Hollywood. Time to start casting Jesus biopics accordingly. Maybe start with Chiwetel Ejiofor. He would make a boss son of god. And a far more accurate one.

Marc talks all about on today's News House.

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